Korean Surprise - The 24 Hour Rollercoaster

We've heard numerous times that we should expect the unexpected here in Korea. That we'll find out about mandatory meetings, dinners etc at the very last minute. One of our lecturers last week in orientation calls this a 'Korean Surprise', and that is the norm, not the exception.

We left Orientation on Friday morning and the 24 hour period from the Thursday night before, to the Friday evening epitomized this phenomenon.

On Thursday evening we went out with two other couples to celebrate the successful completion of Orientation. We ended up at a random bar / restaurant and had a few drinks (Korean Beer and Soju). Side Note: Soju is the most consumed alcohol in the entire world, take that vodka! We had a great time, but the star of the evening was the owner of the place. He was THE most entertaining waiter / host you could imagine. In a previous life, he was also a comedian (we think, based on our minimal communication abilities) and he had a few performances for us, one of which was a spectacular ice cube / tong show. He was able to pick up ice cubes and throw them in the air, catch them with the tongs and then throw them into any glass on our table. At one point he threw an ice cube 4 feet across the table and landed it right in my shot glass of Soju. He then had one of the girls hold up a glass in front of her face, on angle facing him. He threw an ice cube in the air and head butted it right into the glass. This guy was definitely worth the price of admission. The entire bill was also only 28,000 WON (like $30 CAD). That was for 3 beers, 2 bottles of Soju and a Coca Cola. Not bad! Oh, and you are not allowed to tip.

Friday morning began as it should have, as we expected. We loaded our luggage into our bus and set off for Cheonan with the other Chungnam Epik teachers (7 of us on the bus). We eventually arrived at the office of education for Chungnam province, and after another 30 - 40 minutes of sitting on the bus, confused as to why we weren't getting off, we were let off and met our co-teachers. After all of the luggage was unloaded and we exchanged pleasantries with our co-teachers, the insanity began. For the sake of not making this a novel, I'm going to switch to point form.

- We had a lot of luggage, and the bike box was a nightmare. We ended up putting it on the roof of Julia's co-teacher's (Anne) car. In the process, Julia cracked a bit of the plastic shield thing that goes around the top of the window (know what I mean?). Apparently it's not a big deal because the car is super old and it was only a tiny crack.

- We drove to Buyeo with my-coteacher (Jin) (about an hour and a half) and had a very nice chat. She speaks great English.

- They took us to our apartment and as we arrived, we got a call from Anne saying that she got a call from the office in Cheonan letting her know that we left three items behind. :( In all the confusion about the bike, we left our two carry on cases and my backpack behind in the parking lot. Anne ended up having to drive back the next day (yesterday) to pick these up.

- We checked out the apartment and it was a massive disappointment. Old, smell of smoke, things falling apart and disgustingly dirty. We only dropped off our luggage and then went out for lunch. They took us for bibimbap, and by chance, there were a number of teachers from our schools there, as well as Julia's principal. We sat on the floor and it was extremely uncomfortable. I'll hav eto work on my flexibility. They refused to let us pay.

- After lunch, we toured around. Met people at the Buyeo Office of Education and then went to my school. We met the ladies in the administration office, and they said they 'like me because I look nice'. Good to know. We met some other folks in another office (Human resources I think) and finally met my principal. This experience gets its own bullet point:

- My principal's office is MASSIVE. At least the size of a classroom. He has a big desk near the door, and a very large seating area, where they must have meetings. He greeted each other in Korean (he doesn't speak any English) and then sat down. There were two long rows of big comfortable arm chairs facing each other, with a row of coffee tables down the middle and his head chair at one end, just slightly elevated. We all sat down and Jin disappeared for a few minutes. Julia, Anne and another new Korean English teacher were also with us. It was mostly awkward silence, with some minor chit chat between Anne and the Principal. Eventually Jin came back with a tray of small bottled drinks. We each took one. I asked what it was and she said it was 'Korean Red Bull'. We each drank it in silence, then got up, shook hands again and left. The whole experience was absolutely hilarious.

 - We toured a bit more of my school and I got to see my office and classroom. I'm extremely excited!

- After this, we headed back to the apartment. Jin took us to pick up some cleaning supplies and then left us for a few hours.

- We cleaned for a couple hours, but the more we cleaned, the more we found bigger issues. The place was literally falling apart. Leaks in pipes, wallpaper peeling off everywhere, broken doors and cabinets, and that disgusting smell of smoke in the walls. We were seriously feeling ill. We decided that there was no way that we could live there, and were ready to go home if need be. Julia was quite upset and overwhelmed with everything.

- When Jin returned, we told her how we felt (as politely as possible) and she immediately started making phone calls to help fix the issue. She's new with the whole process of setting up new co-teachers, and she was the one that found this accommodation. We didn't know that at the time. She felt awful and was in tears herself. Other single teachers had lived there in the past with no issues, but it's gotten worse and worse over the years.

- In our contracts, the school is required to spend at least 400,000 WON on accommodation per EPIK teacher. In this case, they spent my 400,000 WON and were going to give Julia 400,000 WON as a housing allowance each month. We told her that we'd prefer to spend all 800,000 (or even more and we'd pay the difference) for a nicer place. It could even be smaller.

- She scrambled to find solutions and eventually got a hold of Anne who came over to the apartment to help. They discussed, as we say confused, and eventually went for dinner. This time it was Ssambap. Again sitting on the floor, and again they didn't let us pay, we even put cash out on the bill, well in advance. At dinner, they told us that they were going to put us in a hotel while they find us something new. We offered to pay, but they wouldn't let us.

What a day!!

It's Sunday morning as I type this and we start school tomorrow (I'm very excited and a bit anxious). We've spent the past two nights in a nice hotel. We'll talk to Jin today and work to find a new place ASAP. We don't want to be a pain, and don't need anything fancy, just liveable.

That's all for now. We're extremely excited to be where we are and had a great day yesterday afternoon, exploring the city and eating at a restaurant. Being in a completely foreign country is an incredible learning experience. Just ordering food is an adventure. Luckily the people here are amazing. So kind. Especially our co-teachers. Jin and Anne are two of the sweetest ladies we've met.